A monkey walks into a bar and then – tee hee – hee – ha ha:

He’ll squeeze through the chimney and give me presents? Really?

This chimpanzee is aping Rodin’s sculpture “The Thinker”…

… whereas this one is trying to be the perfect monkey gargoyle:

This monkey’s motto at San Diego Zoo seems to be “watch and learn”:

If I take just one, nobody will notice…
